Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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