I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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