I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You can't special order awesome
i used baking grease as lip gloss
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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