Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
