Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I will die if light touches me.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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