so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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