The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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