I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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