Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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