he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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