You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
