therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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