JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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