No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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