You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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