Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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