he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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