the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Sorry about my life...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm having to shit out rocks
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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