She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Never underestimate the power of titties
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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