Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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