so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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