My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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