is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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