The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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