so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Your cock deserves a montage
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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