Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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