I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
