Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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