When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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