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he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I can't turn off my feet"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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