What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Shame - the story of my life.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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