i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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