so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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