Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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