she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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