Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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