He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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