I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
how does that bad decision feel?
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