This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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