just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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