im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
