just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Me too!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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