no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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