Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I looked at my own cervix.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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