You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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