I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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