Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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