I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
so much tequila, so little girl.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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