Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Come see our sink grown plant.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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