Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Randomize
