i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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