he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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