shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
