is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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